Happy Birthday Mom B!

So, today is mom B's birthday and I am taking her on her first ever virtual birth-date! Really mom, no need to be frightened, this is a fabulous idea and you are going to have a ball. Anyone else wanna come along?! The more the merrier!

First, the best way to start off any virtual birth-date is with a wee bit of shopping. We're heading to Macy's. Let's go out on a limb here and pick out some fancy outfits for our night out on the town. It maybe a bit extravagant, but you only turn, um, 45 ::cough, cough:: once.

How about this flashy little number??

Yeah, your right, great color but a little too shiny for your taste. Moving along....

Here we have a simple, classic, and elegant black dress. Lovely, but possibly a little boring.

Remember, you only turn 45 once. We should celebrate.

Alas, a perfect combination of cut, color, and comfort! A more modest neckline, a little bit of a

sleeve, and a light flowy skirt perfect for dancing should the opportunity arise.

Now, although it is not my birthday, I also get a dress. Oh come on, like you didn't see that coming?!

This is what I have chosen. An adorable little halter dress.

*Note: Virtual birth-dates are unlike real ones in that we are both tall, willowy, size two's who have never met an article of clothing that was not completely flattering. Virtual birth-dates are the best, huh!

Alright, now that's we're all dolled up, let's get ourselves some food! Something deliciously indulgent that we would never actually order. Surf and turf it is!!

Boy was that good. Mmmmm. I can almost taste it all over again just thinking about it.

There is nothing that better tops off a tasty virtual meal than an equally as tasty virtual cosmo!! We make our way to an ultra hip and trendy martini bar. This is an obvious choice for trendy and hip ladies like ourselves. We fit in splendidly.

After a cosmo, we head over to the local comedy club. We are in luck. The comedian is hilarious. Her last bit of shtick was undoubtedly the funniest. What's that? You want to relive the moment?? No problem, just click here.

Wasn't that hilarious?! Nothing quite like adorable little southern ladies, is there? Good times, good times.

It is getting late, but no birthday would be complete without a piece of birthday cake!!

Do you like it? I made it myself. Just something I whipped up this afternoon. No biggie.

Well, we have sufficiently shopped, eaten, drank, and laughed ourselves into a state of birthday splendor. Time to hit the sack and start planning next years shindig!