How about a multiple choice quiz!?
Question: Where on earth have I been for the last 22 days?!?!
(A) Hanging it with my old pal Vince in Chinatown. He just couldn't get enough of our charming mid-western savvy and asked Hubs and I to meet up for a little dim sum. Life is tough when you roll wit' celebrities.
(B) Standing in front of the meat counter at our local grocery picketing the sale and/or purchase of whole raw chickens. After my traumatic and horrifying experience, which has taken approximately 22 days to recover from, I feel it my civic duty to warn others of the psychological danger they may be putting themselves in. ::"Heck no, we won't go, whole raw chickens are our foe!"::
(C) Spending some quality time swigging "mock-tails" with the ever tasteful super modelquins at Old Navy.
(D) Working on a gloriously exciting writing project which you may or may not hear about in the near or not so near future.
So???? Which do you think it is?!?!?!
I will be back tomorrow with a rundown of 22 unbelievably remarkable, life changing, and thrilling events which have occurred during my blog absence.
Be warned: The 22 said events that will be posted on this blog tomorrow may quite possibly NOT be unbelievably remarkable, life changing, or thrilling. If you are lucky, one or two will be remotely interesting. The remaining 20 or so will be mundane at best. I take no responsibility for the entertainment quality of said blog post. Readers will be returning at their own risk.
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